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Heather Mills recently told People that her young daughter with Paul McCartney, Beatrice, has a favorite band, the Beach Boys. When is this woman going to stop being so mean? Paul McCartney was a Beatle, and that's who his child's favorite band should be. This probably broke his heart. That's like me finding out that Chuy watches Tyra during his downtime. I'd throw his bean bag out on the street faster than he could say...well, anything. He barely speaks English.