Brad Pitt is getting a lot of heat in magazines for too much “partying” at the Berlin premiere of his new movie. Angelina Jolie is supposedly upset about his recent drinking binge, too. I’d like to go on the record and say that I don’t think Brad Pitt parties enough. He has 14 kids, half of which aren’t even his, and his wife’s idea of a good time is taking a nice long walk on the sand in Iraq. Just reading about those two makes me want to drink.