"Don't judge me by what I do, in fact, just don't judge me at all."
"Cheers to bad choices! Then making better ones."
"Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones."
"Life is full of beautiful curves and so am I."
"I earned my money the old-fashioned way, marrying it then making more."
"I've closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one."