The actor plays Machete Cortez, who battles his way through Mexico to take down a billionaire arms dealer.
The Modern Family actress transformed from a sexy housewife to a sexy hitwoman for her role as Madame Desdemona.
Machete is enlisted by the President, played by none other than Charlie Sheen.
The blond beauty plays Miss San Antonio, who carries blades with her everywhere she goes.
And then there's La Chameleón, who is ready for some of the action.
Miss San Antonio seduces Machete...will he be able to resist her?
Vega has described her character KillJoy as the "bodyguard of a whore house."
You don't want to mess with them.
Mr. President is not one to stand down in this arms race.
Lady Gaga channels her inner Marilyn Monroe, with a killer twist.
How badass do they look?!
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