Hello, Sucker! This Is 867-5309

Your chance to show how much extra money you have

Remember the good times you had dancing to "867-5309/Jenny," Tommy Tutone's hit from back in the '80s? No? Well, you were really drunk that night. Anyway, you may have heard of the guy selling his 212-area-code business with that number on eBay (currently at $42,265.50); now you can also  purchase a piece of paper with the number written on it. Yes, the actual number. Written on paper.

Recession? What recession? There are 11 people out there in eBayland who have bid on the thing, raising it to $102.50. Step right up.