There isn't much to say about Joaquin Phoenix's appearance on last night's Late Show with David Letterman. Which is fitting, as not much was actually said—at least, not by Phoenix.
Throughout the squirm-worthy interview, which will surely join the ranks of fellow bizarrely awkward interviewees Crispin Glover and Farrah Fawcett, Phoenix mumbled, fidgeted and, at times, insulted his way through what can only be described as a contractually obligated appearance in support of his new indie flick—and acting swan song—Two Lovers.
In his opening gambit, Letterman inquired as to the unkempt and newly hirsute nature of his silent guest.
"I'm OK with it, but now you're making me feel weird about it," Phoenix said before beginning one of the interview's longest pauses.
To break the ice, Letterman posed his next question: "What can you tell us about your days with the Unabomber?"
Things only got worse from there.