• Star is reporting that Fast and Furious star Paul Walker, 35, popped the question to his girlfriend of three years, UC-Santa Barbara student Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 19, over the holidays. Other sources are calling the betrothal false. Engaged or not, after a little math, we might call the whole thing something else entirely. [Star, Just Jared]
• Looks like several men are trying to save the cheerleader. Hayden Panettiere was spotted getting rather cozy with singer Jesse McCartney and not boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia. [Radar]
• Grey's Anatomy's Chyler Leigh is considering naming her baby Jennifer Aniston. [OK!]
• Ginnifer Goodwin is just not that into text sex. [NYDN]
• Even amidst his divorce from Madonna, Guy Ritchie knows the sun'll come out tomorrow. [NY Post]
• Stephen Colbert gives Steve Martin the Christian Bale experience. [Colbert Nation]
• Dear Men's Health: Thank you a million times for all the dreaminess that is Ryan Reynolds. Love, Rise 'n' Shine [Men's Health]
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