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Who would you rather have a gossipy lunch with, J.Lo or Jennifer Garner? You seem to be sniffing your nose at both lately.
—Ellen, Columbus, Ohio
Dear Decline a Date:
Is neither an option? If not, Lopez. I could hold my own with that diva.
Dear Sure Thing:
Sorry, but you got the wrong surfer, dude.
You should probably know that there is an individual who is posing as you, sending out fake emails to Twilight communities using your name.
Fascinating! What kinds of things are being said? Only the truth, I hope.
I'm hooked on Awful Truths. Anyway, just watched James Franco in Milk. Is he or isn't he Toothy Tile?