“She knew that was a strong possibility along,” sniffed a prime Phil mover ‘n’ shaker who's in on the infamous hospital stopover. “She’s just trying to save her ass now.”
Nevertheless, the Holmes amiga (who’s not a mechanical, snitty shoe purveyor at all) repeated, “Katie is not pregnant.” Less sure was the Holmes insider regarding Kate-babe’s next movie, The Other Side, a sci-fi thriller costarring Scientology chums Jason Lee and Giovanni Ribisi, among other like-minded thespians.
Other’s about a bookish scientist played by K.H. (love Katie in specs, don’t you?) who discovers simply mad things on a deserted island, like maybe how Andrew Morton was drinking a Britney Spears-mixed cocktail when he wrote his Tom tome? Kidding! Let’s hope Katie-babe at least wears a bikini or two for her beach scenes, ‘cause we simply cannot have Roberts showing up Holmes, as far as the with-child va-va-voom shots go.
Oh, that’s right, forgot, Katie’s not preggers—must be different from Nicole’s camp, which just barked the same thing for, like, ages, until it was confirmed?
Green P.S.: Apparently, Other’s a bit in limbo now anyway. Film sources tell us the flick hasn't yet got its financing lined up. Katie may be off the near-nudie hook after all.