What’s next? For Scar’s birthday, Nov. 22 (she’s a rebel Sag, love it!), will Ry have one of his turds bronzed and put in a little, or big, Cartier box? 'Cause heaven knows it ain’t gonna be a ring, not with these two heart-crushers.
Publicist P.S.: Scarlett’s press rep says the va-va-voomer wasn’t able to throw her b-f a pah-tay, as she’s been outta town. When we pressed, saying our sources insisted the toothy soiree was an early B-day bash, the repper replied, "She gave him a gift this weekend in private. There was no one else there." Hmmm. Thought they were traveling? Also, no confirmation on the gold-and-enamel special. Plus, no further comment on the earlier celebratory do, and I really think this is quite bloody enough on the matter, don't you?