—Justin Timberlake tour bigwigs, to a bunch o’ fans backstage before they were allowed to get pics taken with him in Sin City. Uh, these handlers had to be kidding, right?
"This is my girlfriend, Nicole Bennett," he announced when asked who his booby blond date was. Dave dished he actually hooked (up) with Nicole in Vegas recently. "We met at a dinner party...I forget the name of the restaurant. You know why? Because when you meet that certain someone, all those details kind of fade away."
Aw, that's actually kind of cute. Not so cutie-patootie was the dynamic that Davey kept groping Nicole's ass, midchat. And despite the fact that Carm's exer was at an event hosted by Spears, the Jane's Addiction rocker didn't seem to be a big fan of the Britster.
"I legitimately have no opinion about it," he answered, when we asked for his hopefully sober two cents on B. Spears' rumored VMA performance. "You might as well ask me what kind of oil I prefer in my car. I don't plan on attending, and I don't plan on watching."
Okay then.
Well, what about B.S.'s new single, "Gimme More"? "It's fine for that genre, sure," he fessed. "It's not the genre that I listen to, so it's hard for me to make an educated decision about that."
Mendelssohn more your speed, Davey? Yikes. She may be a walking bubble-gum meltdown, but ya gotta give the Spears tart credit for an at least semicatchy "Toxic," right?
Now, on to someone who does listen to pop music—at least when he's deejaying. Surely DJ AM, who was spinning that night, had an opinion on B.S.' comeback song?
"I love it," dished the skinny dude, who opted not to talk about ex-g-f Nicole Richie. "I think it's gonna be huge."
We kind of dig it, too...How can you not adore a song that starts with "It's Britney, bitch"? That's pure lyric genius right there.