by Ted Casablanca | Wed., Aug. 22, 2007 6:17 AM
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In the sizzlin’ tabloid spirit of the night, I wanted to know just how the hell anyone knows when they’ve hit the “hot” meter in Hollywood. Weighing in, the always game Rex Lee had some sense to share.
“I think if you’re so burning, so supernova hot, you just know,” R.L. suggested. “Like, I come to these events and sometimes nobody wants to talk to me on the red carpet because everyone else is way hotter, and sometimes I’m the hottest guy there.”
Sacrebleu! It's as if T-town is crazed 'n' carried by aesthetics! Oh wait, never mind. Back to R.L., who also had some advice for H'wood’s sex-ay, younger set of up-to-no-damn-good users: “Being hot is a heady thing—so try to keep your head about you.”
“Now that we’re married, we’re allowed to go all the way,” J.O. blurted 'bout his fave part of postnup life, obvs the nooky.
J waxed wowza 'bout the bedded blisses of sayin’ “I do”:
“You don’t have to think anymore. It’s amazing when you’re single how much time that takes up—going out, getting dressed, calling up girls and trying to get girls to call you back, and trying to get girls to not call you back.”
Not nearly as love infested that night was Ms. Jackson, 'n' I don’t mean Janet or Star, but Shar, 'course. After lyin’ low in the midst of all the humdrum K-Fed 'n' Britney hoopla, I asked Shar-babe, who’s rumored to be workin’ on a new reality show, what the real voyeuristic deal was.
“It’s going to be me and some other celebrities, and we’re performing,” S.J. slyly said. “But we’re not singing.”
Juicy. Could papa Kev be playin’ costar on said show?
“I don’t know,” the brunette mama laughed. “It’s possible.” Wouldn’t surprise moi, as that dude seems to have a surer career at this dubious point. Who the ef ever would have predicted that one?
Either way, I just hope she didn’t pick up tips from Kev 'n' Brit’s own skanky series, Chaotic, eh?
I like Whoopi. My only concern is that The View was supposed to be different people for different views, and yet they pick another liberal female comic in her 50s. I thought they should have shaken things up with a young man...that could have been fun, or trouble, which can be fun.
While Whoopi is surely controversial 'n' has the potential to shake up the puss-infested View set, we totally don’t hate the idea of havin’ some male-minded presence (permanently) aboard—says the dude who’s been a quasi regular. So, forget sixth-decade liberal female comics 'n' welcome 40ish alien-esque actor...Tom Cruise! Like?
We can so imagine it: Elisabeth Hasselbeck givin’ birth on cam while T.C. insists on complete silence, à la Scientology, natch. Afterward, T.C. can host a segment on do-it-yourself haircuts, in which Katie 'n' Tom-babe switch off on snippin’ each other’s mops. Now that’s quality TV.
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