Sally Potter, Adventure Pictures Ltd.• Jude Law is a total babe.
• Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway could stand to learn a thing or two about peacemaking from Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke (no word on if the Milk star got the groping treatment though).
• Poor A-Rod. It really must be embarrassing having your gal pal Madonna cavorting around your Yankee territory with even younger boy toy Jesus Luz.
• Vivica A. Fox and the Psychic Friends Network are not friends.
• Contain your shock. Jessica Simpson and Audrina Patridge are headed straight to video.
• Kingston Rossdale shares his mom, Gwen Stefani, with a friend.
• Erykah Badu's baby is from named Mars.
• Dear Dispair, Inc: These Christian Bale t-shirts are awesome! Must get one. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Paris Hilton clearly gets the Big Picture if she feels "love is blonde."