Morning Piss: Ashton Ass Wipe

Ashton Kutcher flaunts luxuries when country’s out of work

By Ted Casablanca Jan 30, 2009 12:18 PMTags
Ashton Kutcher, Demi MooreKevin Mazur/Getty Images

Seems to me everybody, particularly Ashton Kutcher, is missing the point on his already notorious bitching about his neighbor's early morning construction.

Yeah, sure, it's poor little rich boy having to listen to his equally richass nabe's construction crew hammer away (perfectly legal) at 7 a.m. Suffer in your multimillion-dollar pad, jerk turd. But if that complaint in itself isn't self-pitying enough, we have to look at Kutcher's palatial digs being filmed by his own handheld camera while he's documenting the scene next door.

Have some decency and sensitivity, dude, when hundreds of thousands of people have lost their far less cushy homes, certainly in L.A., not to mention their jobs.

These folks would surely love to be tortured by hammers instead of bank foreclosure notices and unpaid bills, starving kids, you name it. And Hollywood stars often complain they're treated unfairly by the public? Gosh, wonder why. Someone should not only punk Kutcher's ass for this imbecilic outburst, but haul it out of that mansion for a year and let somebody more grateful move in.

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