McDonaldsThat face is the stuff of nightmares. What the actual hell was wrong with McDonald's back in the day? They basically used scare tactics to freak kids out into buying fries. Pretty pleased that we rarely hear from Ronald these days, too. All crazy aside, happy National French Fry day, you guys! It's a wonderful moment when the human race can come together to celebrate salted carbohydrates.
In honor of this holiday we rounded up the funniest/most haunting vintage commercials from the '70s, '80s and (the decade that keeps on giving) the '90s. Please proceed if you'd like to have nightmares for a week. Or if you just need a solid laugh and some vintage outfit inspiration.
Keep your eyes on your sanity too.
Nothing like fries sprayed with liquid hell to get your engine roaring.
Actually, it's this entire commercial that's having a fry-dentity crisis.
Earplugs recommended after the first 3 seconds.
#FryBreath
Sadly they aren't as good as they look in this ad.
As if getting kids to eat normal fries was hard or something?
McDonald's needs to take a damn breath with these ads.
It's okay, guys. Just shut your nagging lady up with a French fry.
Brace yourself for the 10-second mark.