The holiday season's over, hope you drank all the virgin eggnog you and Lindsay Lohan could muster! Now that it's 2009, let's get on to bigger, badder and trashier things—the results of our 11-day run of Prop 88s, our rebel yell for 88 celebrity bad-behavior propositions.
Here's the winning results, per day, in order of how desperate all of you want that par-tick prop to pass:
21 percent: Botox is discontinued. Every face on Desperate Housewives falls off. And a few Down Under, too.
24 percent: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz's names are legally changed to Bronx and Queens. Let's see how they like it.
27 percent: Jen simply has to stop talking about Angelina. Angie, though, can talk about Jen all she wants.
30 percent: A limit of one new baby per year for Angelina Jolie. And she's not allowed to pose for any photo spreads with the kid.
30 percent: Obama has to get us out of Iraq, stat. Sooner than later, Barack.
32 percent: Michael Jackson must go away. Forever. No joke.
35 percent: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is no longer allowed to speak. Outspoken Republican voices have bankrupted this country enough as it is.
What deranged dynamic in H'wood possibly could have beaten Scully and Mulder slinking out of a bathroom together, hand in hand, for all their X-philes (and exes) to see? Find out after the jump!