What's going on here? There's only one way to find out. You must watch the second of our four summertime specials, The Soup Presents: People Who Won't Go Away. It's an in-depth examination of the curious and unexplained reappearance of shadowy figures who, once believed gone, reemerge to haunt your plasma-screen television again and again.
Which dangling personages can you expect to see covered in tonight's half-hour? None less than Gary Busey, Mario Lopez, Mariah Carey, Loki the Trickster God, Gary Busey, David Caruso, Willard Scott, Gary Busey and a startling revelation about Mankini from George Takei!
The Soup Presents: People Who Won't Go Away airs tonight at 10!
Watch it, or we'll pull the endocrine system out of your body.