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• Mel Gibson must be angling for a comeback. He officially tried to jump on the mustache train (which includes passengers Brad Pitt and George Clooney) and now he's glomming onto Britney Spears' current success.
• What's thong with this picture, Nicole Kidman?
• Jeremy Piven is clearly not Ari Gold, because Ari Gold would never have lost Barack Obama's digits.
• Michael Bolton joins the growing list of homeless celebs.
• Elvis has not left the building.
• Dear Scarlett Johansson: We think you are lovely, but you may need to re-think your wardrobe. This dress doesn't fit you. Thanks. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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