Ice Cream Hitler

National Geographic makes a Hitler filled with melted ice cream. We can learn from this

By Peter Gilstrap Dec 08, 2008 10:59 PMTags

If Adolf Hitler had been filled with melted ice cream, could Valkyrie's good Nazi played by Tom Cruise have blown him up? The National Geographic Channel attempts to answer this historical stumper using a "specially designed, anatomical mannequin" to replicate der Fürher.

Whether it has a solitary, cherry-vanilla-filled testicle is not revealed by paramedic Jim Morrisey, who "will examine" the evil, yet delicious, piñata dictator "after the blast." Then the Hitler Youth will goose-step in with spoons and slurp heil!

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