Kevin Mazur/Getty ImagesMary-Kate Olsen's house is in no danger of getting full.
The pint-sized mogul's spokesman has shot back at a National Enquirer report claiming the 22-year-old is packing her first child courtesy of artist boyfriend Nate Lowman.
"Mary-Kate is absolutely not pregnant," her rep told Us Weekly.
The baby-on-board speculation kicked up Monday when the tabloid published a less-than-flattering photo of the diminutive fashion plate and noted that her weight had "shot up"—the post-Thanksgiving horror!—to just over 100 pounds. (Apparently the dangers of publicly speculating on the weight of someone who publicly battled an eating disorder was of no concern to the Enquiring set.)
The Olsen denial has done nothing to improve the batting average of the tab's Dec. 1 issue. Yesterday, Patrick Swayze personally denied the Enquirer's other major cover story, that his battle with pancreatic cancer had taken a turn for the worse.
The newsstand guilty pleasure should be feeling a little more guilty today.