Miley Cyrus is probably the only person left who thinks she’s not overexposed. The tween queen told E! at Bolt’s press event that she wouldn’t say no to reality stardom. This is what happens when Heidi Montag is considered a role model to young girls. “I would want to be on a reality show like The Real World because I think that’s crazy,” says Miley. “I just want to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around. I can just sit there, eat Cheetos, read my book, hang out all day.”
Cheetos? Does the book Miley’s reading happen to be The Britney Spears Guide to Ruining Your Childhood? Provocative photos, inappropriate relationship with a questionable suitor, paparazzi-hounded—Brit-Brit didn’t check all those off her bad-idea list till her 20s! At this speed, Cyrus could be shaving her head as we speak. The Mouse House keeps breeding these squeaky-clean stars that turn out to be anything but. Something’s in the water over at Disney—probably booze?
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain and Whitney English