Joel McHale and the Kingdom of the Koo Koo Roo

Ever wonder where The Soup's Joel McHale eats lunch? Didn't think so.

Thanks to this exclusive article in today's Los Angeles Times, you can now have the body you've always feared by following the Joel McHale Lunch Break Diet.

Pie, macaroni & cheese, pepperoni pizza, sandwiches and heavy cream are not only allowed but encouraged. And what's more, the only exercise you'll ever need is a 40-foot walk across the street. Buon gusto!