• OK, thanks to the people at Philips, the future is officially gross.
• How rich are you? Huzzah! Only 190,434,783 more to go and we're number one!
• The vending machines at our office also offer a form of anger release. It's called Twix Bars.
• Yeah, your hairstyle is totally fierce. (Thanks to PopCandy for the link.)
• Wouldn't it be great to get this kind of publicity for The Soup? Yes, it would. Hint hint.
• Yes, Tila Tequila should definitely go ahead and take credit for same-sex marriages. Thank goodness she's not taking credit for this, too.