Raccoons have opposable thumbs. They grew them in order to adapt to their habitat, which is usually at the bottom of a dumpster pleasuring themselves while scooping up dirty handfuls of corn. But this special, slightly less dirty raccoon used his full, human-like hands to open the door of a liquor warehouse and throw back a few bottles of Peach Schnapps, because raccoons are loathsome creatures who probably have horrible taste in alcohol.
Wouldn't we all turn into those guys you hear in the video if we saw a drunk raccoon? Wouldn't we?