Arts AllianceThousands, possibly millions of One Direction fans (aka "One Directioners"), were reported "dead" today. Cause of this "death?" The band released their fourth studio album, Four, and the fans cannot even. They tried to even, but apparently they were not successful.
One Direction fans have been waiting for this day since like, forever the boys announced the album in September, and now that it's finally here, most of those same fans are "no longer breathing" or "no longer alive" because of the sheer boyband force that swept the world once Four could be purchased. Early symptoms include "losing their chill" and forgetting "what is life." If you are feeling either of those symptoms, please prepare for your "death."
May these 28 1D fans rest in peace. They join Taylor Swift fans, who all already "died" from the release of 1989 and anyone who "died" from cuteness after watching this baby otter learning to swim.
Excuse me, life, but I am not going to be able to make it in today. I am, in fact, dead.
#FOUROutNow #NightChanges http://t.co/A3SYIhHpdv
? Happy Hobbit (@HappyHobbit12) November 17, 2014#FOUROutNow #1DOrlando #Spaces and then Zayn's high notes hi i'm dead
? cheryl elisabeth. (@cherylelisabeth) November 17, 2014Dudes i'm dying. THE CAUSE OF IT FOUR BY ONE DIRECTION!!! ???????? #FOUROutNow AGSVDQHHSXKDJAPæihdbdg
? hot ass helen (@heluwondy) November 17, 2014fooooooour ???? i'm dying. #FOURisOUT #FOUROutNow
? xoxo (@Patricia__Kunz) November 17, 2014I'm dying over #FOUR .. #FOUROutNow #FOURRelease @onedirection It's so good i'm crying guys you did an awesome job
? 1D PLEASE (@niallergirl59) November 17, 2014i'm dead...too many feels...#FOUROutNow #FOURRelease
? Ele Lawson (@ele_lawson) November 17, 2014#FOUROutNow and I am dead
? Meg (@highformrstyles) November 17, 2014I'm dead now ?????? #MTVStars OneDirection #FOUROutNow pic.twitter.com/Y6bdsV57xU
? - NIALL ! MY SKETCH (@Irish_boyniiall) November 17, 2014FOUR IS SO FLIPPING GOOD IM DEAD @onedirection
? 5SOS&1D PLEASE (@5sosisamazingg) November 17, 2014It's only 8am and 1D's album already has me dying ??? #BuyFourOnITunes #FOURRelease #FOUROutNow
? Gail Manipon ? (@Gailsdweeber) November 17, 2014Listening to FOUR and dying on the inside #FOUROutNow ????
? Katie ? Zabet (@katiezabet) November 17, 2014#Four IS JUST FREAKING AMAZAYN!! IM DEAD!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW!! ???????? #FOURFOLLOWPARTY #FOUROutNow pic.twitter.com/RZcCMBH2S4
? FOUR IS AMAZAYN (@starbeauks) November 17, 2014#FOUROutNow I'm dying from feels rn
? Moaning Michael (@Jodaayyy) November 17, 2014IM SOOO DEAD!!!! LIKE ACT MY AGE IS SO BEAUTIFUL ??????.
BOYS!? WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME????????
#FOUROutNow
#MTVStars One Direction
? 1/5 // follow me? (@chxdnixll) November 17, 2014FOUR by @onedirection got me like
#dead pic.twitter.com/xfqZNa7X6N
? Sara(h) (@ChoateSara) November 17, 2014I'm dead rn bc of FOUR I woke up to FOUR!!! ???????? #BuyFourOnITunes #FOUR #FOURFOLLOWPARTY #FourIsOutFollowParty #FOUROutNow #FOURTAKEOVER
? FOUR = DEAD OF ME (@louisxbabex) November 17, 2014OMFG !! FOOLS GOLD IS THE NEw BAE!!! I'm dying #FOUROutNow
? Adriana (@lukacss) November 17, 2014THE WHISTLE OF MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM DYING #FOUROutNow
? Fangirl¿? (@Aucoin_24) November 17, 2014#FOUROutNow
#FOURtoNumber1
OMG i'm definitely dead ??
#FOUR album is beautiful
#MTVStars One Direction http://t.co/j91FWc1kZm
? ?Boy_Directioner? (@Sassa_1993) November 17, 2014Currently dying #FOUROutNow thanks @onedirection
? ?1D/5SOS fangirl? (@dem5ladsX) November 17, 2014it's finally out...I'm dying?? #FOUROutNow @Harry_Styles @NiallOfficial
? elizabeth (@Lizzietullio) November 17, 2014#FOUR IS SOOO GOOOD IT DESERVES TO BE #1 everywhere which it is !!!!! CANT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT I AM DEAD ! #FOUROutNow #FOURRelease
? madison cook (@payno_tommo15) November 17, 2014THE ONLY WORDS IVE SAID SINCE FOUR CAME OUT IS "IM DEAD" AND SINCERELY I AM DEAD. #BuyFourOnITunes #FOUROutNow #SayNoToDrugsSayYesToFOUR
? Allie Edwards (@al_ed33) November 17, 2014WTF #FOUROutNow OMG! DYING!!
? TYLERR THANK YOU! (@MicahRandle_101) November 17, 2014when you're dead by FOUR comes out
#MTVStars One Direction pic.twitter.com/7qs2FrbTdx
? brooks (@lyinglouiss) November 17, 2014I'm dead cause of #FOUROutNow
Funeral's on Friday, bring flowers, we'll be serving pizza
#FOURRelease
? FOUR (@StockholmxNiall) November 17, 2014I'm dead literally so good I'm crying ???????????? #FOUROutNow
? Alejandra (@Alejand38081774) November 17, 2014It's out I'm dead!!! ?????? @onedirection #FOUROutNow
? danahdib (@DibDanah) November 17, 2014Four is out now, but we are warning you…the album comes with a side of "dying tbh."
(But seriously, we cannot get "Steal My Girl" out of our heads.)