Lost Redux: "Destiny Is a Fickle Bitch"

If you haven't seen tonight's episode of Lost, then please wait here outside in the jungle. But If you have, congratulations, you are a chosen one! Get on in here...

OMG, the evil freighter guy killed **** and the ******! ****** is in the cabin with *********! And Locke has canoodled with both ******* and ******** in his pre-Island past! Aaaah! We have so much to Redux! Get in here!