The Bachelorette's Andi Dorfman Slams Pregnancy Report: "My Cramps Didn't Get the Memo"

"I love learning from a 'magazine' that I am pregnant," the brunette beauty says in response to the In Touch headline, "A Baby for Andi"

Apparently In Touch Weekly isn't so in touch with Andi Dorfman.

The current Bachelorette took to Twitter today to slam the magazine's latest story about her, headlined "A Baby for Andi", which suggests the 27-year-old attorney might be pregnant after hooking up with two of three suitors during the show's infamous Fantasy Suite overnights.

"I love learning from a 'magazine' that I am 'pregnant.' Too bad my cramps didn't get the memo :(" Dorfman tweeted Friday in response.

The In Touch report quoted a source who said, "I'm convinced she's pregnant."

But aside from that confident soul, there appeared to be no other evidence to support such a thing, and then Andi herself put the rumor to bed.

Welcome to celebrityhood, Andi!

Though on the bright side, she did share the In Touch cover with two targets of constant pregnancy rumors, Angelina Jolie and Kate Middleton, the three of them sharing the July 7 issue's "3 Babies on the Way!" cover.

That's big time.