Christina Aguilera’s Date Night with Matt Rutler: Hot Dress On the Bod and Hot Mess On the Head

People who are slamming Christina Aguilera's weight gain are completely missing the point. The real issue is that her hair looks like my Little Pony on steroids.

Right about now there are three dozen fashion bloggers writing up this photo and wearing their "f" keys into nubs with snipes about Christina Aguilera's weight.

It's sick, just sick.

Besides, the real scandal here is that Xtina is morphing into Cyndi Lauper, and there's no diet on Earth that can fix that.

We're done here.