Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves

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You may notice some heat distortion on the edges of this photo. That's not our fault.

When you're dumb enough to bring overpriced electronic imaging equipment within a mile of newlyweds Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves—you may as well be trying to photograph the sun. Up close.

In fact, all of our cameras melted into a useless puddle of plastic and silicon 30 seconds after this photo was taken...

And not just because these two are looking so molten hot.

Yep, that's the 42-year-old Texas boy cleanin' up real nice in a tuxedo while Alves opts for a shift dress decked out with blue sequins that play perfectly off of her beachy-styled, loose hair.

But adding to the heat factor was the occasion itself: The premiere of the male-stripper flick Magic Mike. You know, Magic Mike? That movie where Joe Manganiello, Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer doff their clothes and run around half-naked in skivvies while their muscles glisten in the...

Oh, sorry, we've got to go. Another one of our cameras just exploded.

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