People; WireImage; Getty Images; ZUMAPress.comAlready missing that long weekend from last week? Us, too.
But hopefully our roundup of this small week's big stories will bring you some happiness during your normal-sized weekend (or at least something to do).
So without further ado, let's jump into what went down in Tinseltown in recent days, shall we?
Marital Bliss: Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon finally tied the knot with her longtime partner Christine Marinoni after a three-year engagement.
Kim Kardashian 411: The E! star was not too happy with British Airways and let everyone on her Twitter feed know it. Apparently, some "sentimental" items from her luggage were lifted during her flight. Like what, you ask? Among designer purses and handbags, a pair of vintage sunglasses given to Kim by her father.
Kimye Update: Are Kim and Kanye West moving in together?!
Round Two: It looks like former lovers Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are giving their relationship another shot.
Bieber Fever: Justin Bieber has made numerous headlines this week, but we don't think an altercation with the paps, fan injuries in Norway or suffering a slight concussion are stories he necessarily wanted to be associated with. Oh well, it happens.
Next Question, Please: During an interview with Martin Short, Kathie Lee Gifford accidentally asked the actor about his late wife. Oops! But as Short said, "People make mistakes." Oh yes, they do.
Babies!: We finally got to see Jessica Simpson's adorable baby Maxwell.
Rehab Redo: Although in good spirits, Brooke Mueller's relapse caused her to return to rehab.
Movie Preview: We found out who won't play Finnick in Catching Fire. Where does Prometheus rank in the reviews? Iron Man 3's villain gets snapped on set. The (other) Green Lantern is gay now, so what does that mean for Ryan Reynolds?
Beach Bunnies: Thank goodness for bikini season! Between Gabrielle Union's tiny two-piece in honor of Memorial Day and Kim's wet-and-wild photo shoot, we've got plenty of bods to drool over this summer.
Reunited and It Feels...?: Exes Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony linked up in Vegas, and no, not for the reason you may think. It was all business.
Rock Star(let): Famous transgender punk rocker Tom Gabel made his stage debut as Laura Jane Grace.
PDA Day: Wait, who is Adam Levine making out with?!