Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen

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Check out the two wee pencil trolls we found at a fashion event the other night! Hee! They think they're people!

Both of the little folk are dolled up in dresses from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's The Row fashion line.

So which of two living toys is most on-trend? And why are they wearing outfits that make them look like they've been wrapped in getups stolen from Siegfried and Roy's resort collection?

Here's what we can fathom: Both Olsen girls are under 5 feet 4 inches and Mary-Kate is barely 5 feet. But that didn't stop the Full House grads from wearing clothes better suited for 6-foot Amazons when they attended the Fresh Air Funds Salute to American Heroes yesterday in New York City.

At least the shoes seem to work? Mary-Kate chose a pair of Fendi color-block sandals, while Ashley opted for a simpler tan slingback from Manolo Blahnik. The rest of their accessories look terrific, too—a Sydney Garber bracelet for the gal in the butter cream curtain and a croc bag for the chick with the black pirate sleeves.

Terrific clothes, ladies, but they're worthless without a tailor! And maybe another 6 inches?

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