Blab Blab Blab: Paris' Barbie Days, Apparently, Are Done

Hysterical advice for Paris to get hotter

“I would show her what’s hot and what’s not. She thinks she has style, but she doesn’t.”

—Rock of Love 2 reality-show contestant Ashley Dingess on how she would convince Pare-poo to make her her new BFF. Uh, we don’t think that tactic is gonna work, sorry, hon.