Suffolk County Sheriffs Dept; John Shearer/WireImage
Can't nobody hold him down all right—except security.
A fan of Sean "Diddy" Combs was arrested April 1 after he allegedly sneaked into the hip-hopster's swanky East Hampton, N.Y., mansion while he was away and then made himself at home, trying on Combs' fancy threads, eating his gourmet food and drinking his high-end liquor (may we presume Diddy-endorsed Ciroc?).
An April Fool's joke this wasn't.
Taylor will now have to content himself with the Suffolk County Jail, where he remains after being charged with trespassing and petit larceny raps in lieu of $2,000 bail.
Combs' rep has declined to comment.