Chris Polk/Getty Images• Britney fans will just have to make do with that low-quality, 40-second snippet of Brit's comeback single "Womanizer." Rumor has it, she had to recut some vocals, and it won't be ready for another week.
• In more bizarro Spears news, law-enforcement officials are reportedly on the hunt for some missing photos of Jamie Lynn breast-feeding—allegedly stolen by a Louisiana Wal-Mart employee who had the brilliant idea to sell them.
• Jennifer Garner was spotted buying baby items with the word "hunk" emblazoned on them. Either she's having a boy or naming her kid Hunk...or both.
• Kirsten Dunst and Drew Barrymore, respectively current and former Justin Long lovers, supposedly had an awkward run-in on the SNL set this past weekend. James Franco saved the day with a joke and then Drew "fumed about it to Cameron." Dullest catfight ever.