File this under things we never thought we'd see again. George Clooney as a devoted new groom?

Cue the airborne porcine, because yes, it's happened. Fictionally, sure, but we'll take it where we can get it.

So who—or what—made an honest man of Clooney?

Well, cash, presumably. And DnB NOR, a Norwegian bank with a savings plan to promote. So you know, the usual.

In any case, Clooney doesn't disappoint and puts on a full charm offensive in this minute-long commercial, surprising his oh-so-lucky bride the morning after with such sweet nothings as, "I like your dress. It looks better off than on."

Oh, that George. It's no wonder he had all the wedding bases covered—something old, something new, something…horse head? Eh, just watch.

Unless you're Elisabetta Canalis. Then this one you might want to skip.

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