Cheyenne Jackson, Ali Lohan, Kate Gosselin, Jim Carrey, Reese Witherspoon

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Before we get to the frivolity of the day, Sunday is the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and we'd like to extend thoughts, prayers and well-wishes to the families of those who lost loved ones in New York, Washington, D.C., and Pennsylvania.

In commemorating the date, we've thought about the ways in which Hollywood has changed and, in certain cases, not changed at all since 9/11, as well as how the politics and emotions set off that day are being reflected in what we watch and listen to.

But then, we've got your usual seven days' worth of celebutainment ready for the reviewing in one fell swoop. Enjoy!

THE IMPORTANCE OF LOOKING BOTH WAYS: This wasn't Just Like Heaven. Reese Witherspoon got a little banged up when she was hit by a car while jogging, but was back home with her family by the end of the day. Like the ray of sunshine she appears to be, Reese will not be pressing charges against the 84-year-old woman behind the wheel of the car that hit her, probably figuring that almost running over an Oscar winner was enough of a wakeup call for the old gal. Besides, Reese was probably far more pissed at the person who said "the most horrifying thing" ever to her. (On a related note, Jason Biggs revealed himself to be really unfunny.)

TAKING ONE ON THE CHIN: Ali Lohan has become the latest target of did-she-or-didn't-she-have-surgery controversy, based on comparisons between pictures of her taken less than a year ago at 16 and a new shot of her looking, well, a lot more angular at 17. Her mom, rep and sis Lindsay Lohan deny that she's had any work done and say the teen has just shot up and slimmed down. But don't even think that people will stop wondering what's really the case. (In related body scrutiny, Jessica Simpson asserts that her boobs were made for keepin', and Ella Nolan of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad admits to multiple plastic surgeries.)

FOGGY FORECAST: Kate Gosselin admits she's freaking out about what to do next, now that Kate Plus 8 is canceled.

FLIM JIM: Seriously, what is up with Jim Carrey? Last time we checked, he was still pretty famous and didn't really need to be spray-painting graffiti, er, art outside his studio or sending mock (we're still giving the benefit of the doubt on that one) love letters to Emma Stone. Maybe all the non-box-office-topping movies he's been making lately are starting to get to him.

WEDDING BELLS: 30 Rock and Glee actor Cheyenne Jackson tied the knot with partner Monte Lapka in the Hamptons....Check out new exclusive footage from E!'s upcoming Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, watch the proposal, and Kim Kardashian herself chats about her big day...Eva Longoria is not engaged to Eduardo Cruz...Bachelor Pad hookup Holly Durst and Blake Julien are engaged...Neil Diamond will tie the knot with Katie McNeil...Mark Ronson swapped vows with lingerie model Josephine de la Baume.

FREAKY FALL: Biggest Loser season nine fave Sam Poueu fell several stories from a San Francisco building and was conscious but in critical condition.

PRETTY WEIRD: Fingers were wagging at TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras after a 3-year-old competed in the talent portion of a pageant wearing a mini version of Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker look, even though it was part of a supposedly really funny prostitute-turned-princess skit. Now the child's mom is auctioning the costume off to benefit an anti-abortion charity.

NOT SO FAST: CBS News' What's Trending crew errantly reported the death of Steve Jobs. They were very sorry about that, but the twitterverse was raring to bite someone's head off that day—may as well be a tweeter who messed up.

TIS THE SEASON: Ben & Jerry's is spreading a little holiday cheer with their newest flavor, Schweddy Balls. Makes up for all the Frappucinos Alec Baldwin won't be drinking this Christmas.

FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY: Miss Colombia should probably wear panties to the Miss Universe Pageant, or else everyone else's panties will be in a twist.

A REAL BUMMER: A London pub removed a pic of 28-year-old Pippa Middleton's posterior from its probably pretty funny sign before anyone could get too offended by it.

REATTACHED: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were spotted at a wedding in Colorado together and are so back on.

BABY TALK: Guy Ritchie and girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley welcomed a son, their first child together...Natalie Portman steps out with baby Aleph...Harper Seven Beckham got a free ride in dad David Beckham's arms. Mom had to walk...Mel B introduces daughter Madison Brown to the world...Tori Spelling's got baby names picked out for whoever pops out, boy or girl...Sarah Polley tied the knot and is now on to having a baby with hubby David Sandomierski...Denise Richards denies going on a blind date with Simon Cowell while eight months pregnant—or otherwise...Marion Cotillard keeps son Marcel close to the vest at LAX...Kourtney Kardashian and son Mason channel Lady and the Tramp...Alyson Hannigan shoots down pregnancy rumor.

LAW & DISORDER: T.I. got out of prison but was hustled right back in...Austin Powers actor Joseph Hyungmin Son sentenced to life in prison for role in 1994 gang rape...More probation for Jenelle Evans for brawling...Bar Refaeli's father, Rafi, convicted of malicious damage for run-in with paparazzi...Bethenny Frankel sued over Skinnygirl...John Galliano found guilty in France of making public insults regarding race, religion, etc....Twilight studio sues Twihard fansite...Victoria Rathgeb, 1968's Playboy Playmate of the Year, is going to prison for shooting her husband...Man arrested for allegedly breaking in and almost bathing at Céline Dion's Montreal-area home...Lindsay Lohan's peeps vow that she's on track with her community service...Leighton Meester files paperwork to stop her mom from suing her...Wesley Snipes staying put in prison...Anthony Michael Hall busted after a fight with his neighbor.

POSTMORTEM: Coroner releases full investigation report of Russell Armstrong's suicide scene and the autopsy tox screen comes back negative.

Ashton Kutcher, Ellen DeGeneres Show

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TV LAND: Ben Flajnik will be the next Bachelor...Season 13 cast of Dancing With the Stars poses for their official pics...Jimmy Kimmel paid emotional yet funny tribute to the late Uncle Frank...Watch With Kristin has been tirelessly previewing and reviewing 2011's new fall shows, not to mention welcoming the return of our faves and saying so long to our beloved summer series...Ellen DeGeneres got naked for Two and a Half Men, so Ashton Kutcher got naked for Ellen...See who's in line to roast Charlie Sheen...Nicole Richie denies any tension between her and Jessica Simpson on the set of Fashion Star...Tara Reid didn't last long on the U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother...Sneak peek at Wedding Fabulous: Sherri Shepherd Gets Married...Regis Philbin reveals his Live farewell date, admits he made a reality show pilot...Why we should watch Two and a Half Men this season, according to the Men...There won't be much Ashley Fink on Glee this season...Susan Lucci won't be joining All My Children online...Ricki Lake is already bumped and bruised from Dancing With the Stars...NBC News' Andrea Mitchell is being treated for breast cancer...Relive the magic with recaps of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' anticipated season premiere, Jersey Shore, Big Brother, Toddlers & Tiaras, Top Chef: Just Desserts featuring some of the RHBH, Teen Mom and True Blood.

SCREEN PLAY: Fall movie guide...Eddie Murphy will host the 84th Annual Academy Awards!...Mel Gibson is planning a movie about biblical Jewish hero Judah Maccabee, and guess who isn't happy? Though, really, what is there left for Mel to do?...There's always the Expendables sequel, now starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis...More on Bond 23...Toronto Film Festival cheat sheet...Check out the Bella-Edward gaze in Breaking Dawn...Russell Crowe signs on as Javert in Les Miserables...Charlie Sheen to star opposite Jason Schwartzman in a Roman Coppola-directed indie...Cameras are rolling on Leonard DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan and Tobey Maguire in The Great Gatsby...Mary Tyler Moore will get the SAG Lifetime Achievement Award next year...Anne Hathaway's in action on The Dark Knight Rises set...It's tough being a dance-loving kid in a dance-banning town in Footloose...Peter Facinelli is a charming pickpocket in Loosies...Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan are crazy-connected in Drive...Reviews of Contagion, Warrior.

Blake Lively

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Amanda Seyfried and her new guy, Franck Raharinosy, taking in the action at tennis' U.S. Open...Bump-baring Beyoncé vacationing in Croatia with Jay-Z...Evan Rachel Wood losing a tooth on the dance floor in Paris...Christina Milian flaunting her jean shorts poolside at the Palms in Vegas...Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes holding hands at Disneyland...Olivia Munn taking a dip in Fajardo, Puerto Rico...Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart strolling through London...Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof, Lisa Vanderpump and hubbies dining at Stanton Social in NYC...Paris Hilton covering up, way up, at the Deadmau5 show at the Cosmopolitan's Chelsea club in Vegas...Charlie Sheen, ex-wife Brooke Mueller, their twin boys, mom Janet and eldest daughter Cassandra celebrating Sheen's 46th birthday at Buca di Beppo in Sherman Oaks...Sheen also had a birthday dinner with ex-wife Denise Richards and their two daughters...Jake Gyllenhaal, his dog and Rashida Jones lunching at Café Gratitude in L.A., then Jake and Anna Kendrick grabbing Starbucks and Subway in Vegas...Alexander Skarsgård getting hit on at the Surf Lodge in Montauk, N.Y.

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