Morning Bitch-Back! Is Josh Hutcherson Hungry for Lovin'?

The Hunger Games star is raising eyebrows with his love life

By Ted Casablanca Sep 09, 2011 11:21 AMTags
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Dear Ted:
Why do you always seem so down on Josh Hutcherson? He may not be the best-looking guy out there, but he's a great actor with unbelievable charisma. And as far as the gossipy stuff goes, before this guy briefly dated Vanessa Hudgens, he dated Victoria Justice and the amazing singer Ro Danishei. And the guy has two songs written about him! So does this nice boy have any Vices? Like maybe this nice guy likes to play with bad girls...or bad boys?
—Anonymous

Dear Poor Little Peeta:
When have I ever ragged on J.Hutch? I think he's pretty damn adorable. I'm Team Gale, but I love me some Josh-poo too. Unfortunately, he's a Vice-free lady's man. Tho that first part may be changing...soon. Definitely stay tuned, as we get closer and closer to premiere day, I'm sure Hutch is gonna get a lot more press time...and starlet time, too, of course.

Dear Ted:
I'm confused over your stance on Robert Pattinson. You've given very mixed signals about him, saying he's genuine, real and not portraying a false image, but then also claiming he's two-faced and also knows how to play the fame game. How can he be both at the same time?
—J

Dear Clearly Confused:
It's Hollywood, babe. It's all relative. Yes, he knows how to play the fame game—he is famous, after all—but compared to some of the other young Hollywood hotties, he's a pretty genuine dude. Does that help clear it up?

Dear Ted:
If you call Miley Cyrus a hypocrite and derogatorily call her a "broad" in one sentence, please don't pretend you "adore" her in another!
BillyTheKid

Dear Oh Brother:
Miles is growing up, sure, but that doesn't mean I have to buy into everything she's selling. And I'm thinking she may need a bit of guidance to help her through her transformation from stripper chic to "mature adult." Still heart her, but I am just being "real"—isn't that what Miley, wants? And I love broads. All of  ‘em!

Dear Ted:
Are you really Team Bill? If yes, that makes me sad. I'm afraid that Eric and Sookie may never be given a real chance. Alan Ball seems to be determined to take out all the things in the books that made Eric so absolutely swoon-worthy and give them to Bill. I believe Alan is doing this because he is so enamored with Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer's offscreen relationship. Am I wrong?
—Jenna

Dear Team on the Ball:
Sorry to break it to ya, but I remain Team Bill. And it has nothing to do with the behind-the-scenes biz. That said, Eric is still pretty swoon-worthy and his hump-happy romance with Sook is hardly over. Alan is going to milk that for all it's worth.

Dear Ted:
Can you tell me what's the deal with Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift "reconnection"? He's been spotted at two of her shows last week...
—Celina

Dear Groupie:
And you're still wondering about it this week, which was exactly that biz-savvy JoBro's plan.

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