E! NetworksA Russian woman caused a London flight to turn around to its Moscow origin by performing "erotic" dances 15 minutes after the flight took off. I guess when they said that it was time for "in-flight entertainment," she misunderstood and thought she was at her day job. I don't think it was necessary to turn the plane around and ruin the trip for everyone else. Why not just let the girl tire herself out and go back to her seat in first class that I'm sure she just came from. Since it was only 15 minutes into the flight, I doubt anyone was even able to turn on their iPod, so I hope she at least had a good Mötley Crüe song in her head to work out her routine to. In the article, they did suggest that the woman was drunk. Just so you know, people in the press, that's never anything you have to explain when talking about a Russian. Just say Russian, and we can do the math on the rest.