Toddlers and Tiaras, Lori, Alaska


Back in the old days, in a certain country that wanted to rule the world, being blonde-haired and blue-eyed was a positive boon. Now, in a certain country that wants to rule the world, apparently that combo is not so hot. At least in the world of toddler beauty pageants. 

Let Joel McHale sort it all out for you...







... and then watch him do it again tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a brand-new Soup comes at you.

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