Bitch-Back! Not Buying Bennifer, Blind Vice Exposed!

Ted Casablanca's not the only one who smells an Affleck-Garner breakup. Plus, a Blind Vice exposed!

Dear Ted:
I am so with you on the Ben-Jen split. I give them four months max after the new one pops, if they even make it that far.
Jennifer Joan
Chicago

Dear Clock's a Tickin':
You’re such a romantic.

Dear Ted:
Two questions: First, can you confirm any of the old Blind Vices that are already public knowledge? And second, is Sheila Muff-Driver from One Desperate-Diva Blind Vice Faye Dunaway?
Jill
Miami

Dear Seeing Spots:
Yes.