Heard the one about Charlie Sheen's wild rampage in Los Angeles following last week's hospitalization in New York? The partying that's supposedly so overboard that one unnamed "close friend" of the actor is quoted in RadarOnline.com saying that "Charlie Sheen is going to die this week."
Well, the Two and Half Men star's manager says those reports are "complete bullsh-t."
And he's just getting warmed up...
Mark Burg tells E! News that Sheen is "just fine."
"I went over to Charlie's house earlier today because I was worried after reading RadarOnline," Burg writes in a email. "Complete bullsh-t fabricated lies!!!
"Charlie was alone watching Brett Farve getting beat up by New England. He looked at me like I was nuts for coming into his house. 'Dude, you could have knocked,' he said.
"Charlie is fine and will be at work on Tuesday."
We guess that settles that.