Caption Marion Cotillard's Boob-Busting Dress

French actress gets it so wrong in a booberrific leather dress...sacre bleu! Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Tiffany Markman Says: "La Vie en Rise!"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior, at the Les Petits Mouchoirs premiere in Paris

There was a time when Marion could do no wrong—our French crush always looked so chic and pulled together. But that je ne sais quoi has turned into je ne sais whaaa?! With the girls on full display in a shiny leather LBD, red lips and shaggy locks, M.C. looks très tacky. Sweetie, what were you thinking?

What's your take on Marion's trashy couture? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.