Will Paris and Lindsay be able to beg their way out of some not-so-divafied jumpsuits? Is everything not alright with Annette Bening's white-picket-fence fambam? And are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tag-teaming it as Summit's most demanding diva and divo? Say it isn't so!
All this, plus more diva-licious dish on today's Truth, Lies & Ted!
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