Is Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino really fist-pumping his way onto Dancing With the Stars? Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart still hiding away together? And what's the latest fallout from True Blood's naked Rolling Stone cover? All this and so much more in today's Truth, Lies & Ted.
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