Pop quiz: Your wife goes into labor five weeks early. You're  both unprepared. She's freaking out. What do you do?

Well if you're on the show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, you convince your wife it's just a stomach cramp and wait until the kid drops out on the toilet. But if you're on the show Bethenny Getting Married?, you ignore your wife's cries for help and make a lot of phone calls.  

Hang on baby, just keep clenching. I'm only on the C's in my phone book. What? I'm excited!

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