The Fourth of July is about the United States winning the war against Canada and we celebrate by placing a necklace made of hot dogs around a donkey's neck. Every year the donkey eats all the hot dogs before I get any. What a stupid holiday.
The Fourth of July is about the United States winning the war against Canada and we celebrate by placing a necklace made of hot dogs around a donkey's neck. Every year the donkey eats all the hot dogs before I get any. What a stupid holiday.