Summer lovin'—or lack thereof—got you down? Well, look at it this way.
You could be a part of this hot mess:
Jake Pavelka: The most recent Bachelor broke up with his betrothed after a very public three-month engagement. His ex-fiancee, Vienna, says she dumped Jake because he had, er, intimacy issues.
Vienna Girardi: While Pavelka has so far remained mum on the reason for the split, inside sources have had no problem labeling Vienna as "kind of stalkerish" and a "cheater," alleging she hooked up with actor Gregory Michael while she was still with Jake. Vienna took to Twitter for her denial, saying the rumors are "100% False."
Gregory Michael: Perhaps in light of all the news above, the Greek star has reportedly fled to Venezuela with another girl. Can you blame him?
So who in this love triangle is most obtuse? Sound off in our pity party poll!
Schadenfreude Poll! June 22, 2010
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