If you're wondering exactly how to put the romance into this Valentine's Day, take a tip from passionate sensualist John Mayer.
The Soup has lovingly created an ode to the many moods of Mayer, from us to you.
And there's plenty more filth on your fresh Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
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