Def JamAs any of our regular readers can attest, it's hard to shut us up. So the fact that this Rihanna shot—from her upcoming video for "Rude Boy"—has left us speechless is really saying something.
With that in mind, we're calling on you, dear gossip fans, to Caption This! Drop your funniest/coolest/snarkiest photo blurb in the comments, and then check back for the winner.
We, the tongue-tied, salute you.
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