Lights On, No One's Home at Hilton's House, Head

Low IQ doesn't mean a gal deserves robbery. But it does make it easier

As a person of intelligence, Paris Hilton is brilliant at holding small dogs.

So perhaps it comes as no surprise that the notorious Bling Ring—a gang of 20-something burglars who focused on raiding the homes of Hollywood's young glitterati—chose Paris as their first target.

It's just so much easier stealing from dumb people. And, as Good Morning America reveals, little did the Ring masters know how easy.